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I was inspired by Skye’s post on unintentional eavesdropping and I remembered this one incident. One night, I got a random message from some kid I don’t even know. This kid thought I was their friend — or not as you’re about to read.

Anonymous: quit tellin people i kissed sarah ok! Thats a stupid rumor

After I received this, Colin thought it’d be a great idea to continue the conversation so…

Colin and I(us): sarahs hot
Anonymous: Ew!
Us: Id hit that shit
Anonymous: Your weird…
Us: Ur hot too baby
Anonymous: and your weird!
Us: i admire ur strong chin
Anonymous: Shut up! your gay
Anonymous: Even ask sarah we never kissed
Us: (oops I used the plural form!) We did
Anonymous: Yea and her answer was that we never kissed
Us: I thought u thought that thought
Anonymous: The thought that we never kissed loser
Us: she said u did y should i believe u
Anonymous: You never talked to her you idiot
Anonymous: Your such a liar shut up!!!!!
Us: oh she didnt tell u
Anonymous: What that your gay
Us: I know the truth
Anonymous: Sarah said she never talked to you she thinks you are a loser

So, that’s the end of that. We both figured this person was either in middle school or high school. It’s kind of dissappointing that this person had nothing intelligent to say to us. Kids these days…